China Buyout of MA has finally begun

Guest

Name: AlphaQup2nite
Age: 23
TimeZone: Beijing
Level: 3.14159265
Current Wins: Enough-ish

1. Are you a laid back or hardcore player or both?
We go hardcore if there is glitter on the floor
2. How active are you on LoL? What days are you mostly on?:*
As the most annoying guest in MA vent in needing to be moved, you guys can say.
3. As we are a team we do not allow raging, or rage quitting or any down talking to other teammates. do you feel the same?*
Raging is like choking the chicken, its fun, but there are better uses of your time.
4. We are trying to get good active players do you have a problem with any criticism on how to play a certain champ?.*
Have you seen me play AP sion?
5. Are you aware that if all teams are currently full that you will have to wait before getting an invite?
Do you have a problem with this?
Only if i get to scream racism.
6. If you are asked to join a guild team and you are already with a team do you have a problem with dropping that group to join ours?*
Whoever has hotter chicks and sexier voices
7. What Champions do you normally play or what role do you enjoy best, Tank, Dps, Support?*
Anyone with de ta tas
8. In a team fight do you always focus the called out champion?:*
No, i try to fling people out of dark matter, ask Xanneth
9. During lane phase do you play aggresively or passively?:*
BLOOD　ＦＯＲ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＬＯＯＤ　ＧＯＤ
10. Do you have a problem with losing if its a possiblity?*
I play to lose man!
11. How can you benefit and help the guild?*
Everyone loves surprise Buttsecks
12. How do you define a quality member?*
12 inches and rock hard
13. How did you find the Mythic Alliance*
Thor i think
14. Do you have any experience using ventrilo? And or do you have a problem with installing it?
What is this vent thing?
15. Would you say that you maintain qualities of Respect, Honor, and Maturity?*
What now?
Random Q: If we are losing in a game but were not going to surrender and we know we've lost do you Race to the Opposing teams summoning circle or dou (sic) you try and fight baron alone? What do you do in a dire situation?
Try to get KG killed as much as possible.

Come on, all you fools know me.
Its been 2 days, my account still hasn't been activated,!